Wednesday, May 6, 2015

Heckling 101

Black comic: "Being black gets in the way of everything. Recently I must have called 25 apartment places. Only 1 place called me back. Just 1."
Me: "Sorry, but I had exactly that same problem just a couple of years ago. I probably had that exact rate, too. It's obviously because I'm black. (laughter) OR it's just because they're lazy."
Him: "Man, I hate it when white people... when they..."
Me: "Inject truth into an argument?"
(massive laughter)

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