NOOOOOOOOOOOO, SILLY, not the whorehouse.
Star Wars: Celebration, which I attended this weekend
Me performing at the Springfield State Fair:
^ a random street artist who was sitting near the venue did this one for me
if you've forgotten the reference:
^ unfortunately Homer and the other idiots were just laughing at a premise, not a punchline - I think that Matt Groening was just mocking the state of popular stand up at the time
I got Dave Prowse (Darth Vader) to sign this poster years ago. He now has Alzheimer's and doesn't sign anything for people anymore.
A Japanese TV crew approached me and requested that I show the poster to them. The lady interviewer, who spoke broken English, misunderstood me as I unrolled it and said, "When I went to the premiere of a Harrison Ford movie in L.A. he stopped signing within five feet of me; I almost got him on this poster."
"YOU GOT HARRISON FORD?! WHERE IS IT ON THE POSTER!?" }D
The camera crew advanced rapidly.
"No, no. I didn't get Ford that day- I almost got him."
}I "Oooooooh."
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