Tuesday, April 14, 2015

Evolution of the Comedy Open Micer

Evolution of the comedy open micer:

Year 1: "No way I'll sign up first! THAT SHIT IS TERRIFYING!"

Year 2: "No, I don't wanna go first! Look at that crowd. I don't wanna take the bullet for everyone."

Year 3: "Eh, spot #1 is alright, I guess."

Year 4: "PUT ME ON FIRST SO I CAN GO TO THE NEXT OPEN MIC SHITHOLE, MOTHERFUCKER!"

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