I finally got around to watching "Taking Lives," which has a pornographic image of Angelina Jolie on its DVD cover.
It's as bad as the critics claim it is.
The thought of Angelina having sex with Ethan Hawke is much more disturbing to me than the thought of her screwing Billy Bob Thornton.
Bill Bob has personality. Hell, his name is Billy Bob. Ethan Hawke is... Ethan Hawke.
I will state that the ending is also as bad as the critics claim (spoilers ahead for anyone who cares):
Angelina's final words to a dying Ethan Hawke: "You saw everything that I wanted you to see."
Really? You wanted him to see all of your concealed, loaded guns because you were 100% certain that he wasn't going to shoot you? Then your brilliantly-crafted plan could really take shape as you stumbled around the house defenseless, barely managed to get ahold of a pair of scissors (the ideal weapon, by the way) then barely manage to kill Hawke?
Genius. Pure genius.
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