A couple of hours ago I woke up from a nap during which I dreamt that I was performing oral sex on an Australian girl ("down under, huh?! Huh huh huh." Yeah.).
She asked, "Do you feel how wet I am?"
I woke up as I actually said aloud, "yes, and your flavor is sending me into a different dimension. God, you taste good, girl!"
Reason #543,774,221 why I always avoid sleeping in public
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