File Under "You Can't Make This Shit Up"

According to Obama's "Audacity of Hope" when Obama first met Bush four years ago, he actually said the following sentence to him:

"When you get a lot of attention like you've been getting, people start gunning for you."

Excellent choice of words, monkey.



So as the two met yesterday we can only imagine what he told him.
"It's open season on ya.Them conservatives in the south will really be riflin' for ya."

Jesus christ.

Do you know what is so ironic about the photos of Obama at the White House? Although a black man has never held presidential office, he already appears fifty times more presidential than Chimp.