Let's end this bullshit.

Truth.

"We need to stay home for 30 days."

Ok.

"I mean 60 days."

Ugh, fine.

"Sorry a little longer."

How will I eat?

"Government will take care of you."

*calls government, no answer*

Screw you, I'm going to work.

"YOU JUST EARNED YOURSELF JAIL & SINCE YOU'RE BROKE ALSO A FINE!"

— Jason Howerton (@jason_howerton) May 6, 2020