Pre-Valentine's Thanksgiving

You have probably seen the cover:


And now other parties are confirming the details.

During this Eve-of-Valentine's it's important to note that most marriages seem to go this route. I have had only a few relationships-- none have ended spitefully. In fact, not to be a conceited bastard, but I would even be willing to say that I could easily have a fling with those women again if I pressed hard enough (even-- or maybe especially--the married one). Anyway, if you have managed to remain unmarried like me, let's give thanks (see what I did there?) for the things that we have avoided.