Not buyin' it... so not buyin' it

As you might have heard or read by now, Maxim thinks that Katy Perry is the sexiest woman alive.

No.

This is Katy Perry without make-up, folks:





To be fair, I look like that in the morning. It wears off, though.
This is the full-body shot of that photo:






Noddin' my head like yeah to the body (Miley); no to the face; hell no to the music and "sexiest woman alive" title.