Gag me with a butcher knife.

Have you ever seen someone who was more full of shit than this guy?
Oh. My. God.
His acting is so bad that he makes Hillary Clinton appear as if she deserves an Academy Award.



"I'M FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE!"
Really? Are you going to die if you don't win this election or appointment? Are you really going to go unemployed if you had only slight involvement with the Illinois governor (as you claim)? Your name is Jesse Jackson, Junior for fuck's sake.

As he drones on in his lugubrious, nauseating manner, notice how he throws in his children in an Edwardian (as in John Edwards) manner at the last moment-- as he interrupts his wife. "AND I'M FIGHTING FOR THEM! AND I'M FIGHTING FOR THEM! AND I'M FIGHTING FOR THEM!"
So this defense is "for the children," huh? It's not about your political career, right?
Please... shut the fuck up, man.