Some people have called him "Mittens" lately. I don't know what the hell that even means. It is lame at best.
I prefer "Mittamorphasis," which refers to the changes of opinions that he has had since he was governor. However, I don't think that many Americans can comprehend anything that is longer than two syllables. When I was a journalism student (briefly) the profs told us that we should reduce everything to two syllables for the general public.
"Insane McCain!" Too obvious.
During late 1999, they called him "McCainiac" until his fans (such as myself at the rime) espoused it for themselves.
"Osama Obama," "Hussein" -- Crass. Stupid.
Next.
"Billary" is trite.
THE WINNER: "Hilldebeast/Hilldebeest" It breaks the two-syllable mark, but even most common people know that it's a pun on "Wildebeest." Also, given the Clintons' campaign tactics of late it is appropriate.
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