Sunday, August 21, 2011

Best Dream. Ever.



I know that many people are tired of reading reports of people's dreams on the internet.
...But I think that this dream might break even the hardest among us.

For whatever reason I dreamt that Patrick Stewart--a very serious Shakespearian actor-- played a very serious dramatic lead in a Muppets movie. I remember only portions of the dream, but they are golden.
At one point when he is trying to woo Miss Piggy he strokes her hair and says, (British accent and all) "But my dear, you are a creature of sublime beauty."
In the final scene Patrick Stewart is trying to warn the muppets that a villain planted a bomb somewhere in their house. He is too late. As muppet parts fly through the air he stumbles backward, races toward the "camera" with his hands on his bald pate and breaks the "fourth wall" as he looks directly into it and yells (again, British accent and all)
"ARE YOU SHITTING ME???!!!!"

It was probably the first time since I was child when I woke up laughing my ass off.

....And I'm more determined than ever to make this movie happen.
I didn't even consume any drugs last night (including liquor). Honestly. I love you, brain.

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