Postscript

I want to write an addendum to the last story, and hopefully it's the last time I consider it:

Right now if one of my friends approached me and said, "I saw my wife cheating on me- I need a few days away from that situation" or "I have a horrible drug habit- I need to take myself away from that environment" I would let him/her stay with me. As much as I hate to allow anyone to enter my apartment who isn't sleeping with me I would allow them to stay with me for as long as they needed aslongasitwasn'tamonthorsomething.
Because I'm a good person.