I entered a used CD store, then I began to search through their inventory when a conversation between a black guy and an effete gay guy caught my attention. The black guy had unloaded a huge stack of CD's on the counter. The gay guy said, "hold on. I must see the manager about something." When he returned he said, "Yeeeaaahhh.. We're not cooomfoorrtabllle with the vollllllluuuummme that has been coming in lately."
Needless to say I stifled a huge amount of laughter. My facial expression probably resembled that episode of Beavis and Butthead during which their coach teaches sex ed. and they must restrain their laughter.

I believe that the manager and/or the employee probably bought the guy's stolen inventory and turned a blind eye to the fact that it was hot until it started coming in regularly and in massive numbers.
So when I watch this drama play out on TV, an inner thought bubble pops up, and I hear the effete, "Yeeeaaahhhh... We're not cooomfortabllle with the vollllllluuuummme that has been coming in lately."
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