Matt Kemp is a piiiiimp (and other stories from Arizona)

I just returned from the Dodgers' spring training site in Arizona.
Matt Kemp was by far the happiest member of the team. He signed everything and anything. He was all smiles.
But... Then again... I would be overjoyed if I were having sex with Rihanna, as well.
I said "good luck with Rihanna" to him.
He laughed and said, "Gotcha. Gotcha."
That was awesome.

I will flash the sweet autograph stash tomorrow.